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Cap Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


CAPS LOCK - …FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.


TAGS: caps lock
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by RL…

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:02 pm
LMAO
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 5:51 pm
THANKS TO APERTURE SCIENCE THE IMPOSSIBLE is easy.
RAWR - September 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
FUUCKKK!


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




Truth In Advertising -




AL CAPONE - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther


TAGS: al capone smile gun far
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:55 am
DeNiro: Most people respect the badge... but everyone respects the gun.


LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.


TAGS: star trek captain
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Axis127

nicholsjoshua15 - March 25, 2016, 11:51 pm
He looks like Jeremiah Fink from BioShock : Infinite. GFood stuff.
sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby dick. but the moustashe? i think not..
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:16 am
stop using ms paint for these, the quality goes in the toilet


THANKSGIVING -




COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM -




ETERNAL FACEPALM -




SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk shit to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


GOD - Has a sick sense of humour.


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

Sean - April 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
Depeche Mode: "I don't want to start any blasphemous roumours but I think that God has a sick sense of humour and when I die I expect to find Him laughing."
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:26 pm
Dude, if this wasn't photoshopped, I will shatner myself. (passed tense of shitner)


WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !


TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!


VEGA - He's prettier than you.


TAGS: vega street fighter ii 2 iv 4 capcom
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by devonjw91

Fatty - February 6, 2009, 4:13 pm
@ devonjw91: GO OUTSIDE!!!
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:35 pm
oops... meant to say meant.
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:34 pm
oops... ment to say Capcom.
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:34 pm
In America he was called "Vega" because they had to switch names around due to the fact that "Mike Bison" sounds to much like "Mike Tyson," and Capaom feared a lawsuit from Mr. Tyson. (this is directed towards Politically Correct)
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 7:37 am
If you know THAT much about video games, you should check your life. I think it may have stopped breathing.
GoForthAndDie - December 18, 2008, 12:05 am
That's what I hate about this site. It's hard to tell the tards from the trolls. Or is that redundantly repetitive?
Politically Correct - December 17, 2008, 11:57 pm
Fail. You should check your facts. That's actually Balrog.


ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?


TAGS: is obesity a handicap
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:27 pm
A 5L idea only problem is the fat people would keep knocking over the disabled people in wheelchairs and seniors with walkers that are already parked way out there :)
JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:00 pm
5/5 easy! LOL
Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:53 am
totally amsome!
faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
yes. there should be fat placards and the spots should be down the road and around the corner. make them work for it
thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:09 am
All the time! :D
Capt. Correction - September 28, 2009, 3:06 am
There is another person in the car - and there is a small possibility that person could be handicapped. (did you hear the bottom of the barrel being scraped) I still luaghed so hard I pooed a little. 5/5 Well played sir. As you were...
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:17 pm
5/5 =D I was rather fat then I decided to join the air force =D
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
5/5
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Fools! The friction between their thighs could cause a massive fire. Spontaneous combustion? I think not...that doesn't start in the sweatpants.
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
love the poster airman
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
that comment was perfect!
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 10:31 am
I see those lazy f.u.c.k.e.r.s. all the time in Wal-mart. They ride around in those carts that are supposed to be for crippled people. Then they stand up and grap a bag of cholcolate, sit back down on their fat lazy a.s.s.e.s. and ride over to the cookies
Smokey - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
She's handmicaked.


Expendability -


TAGS: trek captain kirk spock
Rating: 2.48/5
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:34 am
It's McCoy, right? He's been dead for a decade. R.I.P.


IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...




360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG


TAGS: cook zoo wild animals squirrel wall street journal marin monkey twins capttivity
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 10:44 am
This appears to be a liberal/anti-darwin attack somehow linked to the Renewable Energy Group.


CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?


TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)


TWITTER -




SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.


TAGS: signs retarded handicapped
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am

lol


CAPS LOCK - Are you ready to win your online conversation?


TAGS: caps lock wrath lol funny souledge unleash power meow cat
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by souledge28

Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
I used this Motifake on Facebook to make a group on supporting the usage of capslock.


CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.)


TAGS: capt captain caveman cavey teen angel hanna barbera cartoon cartoons
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by jalford

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 9:45 am
hahaha thats how you do it man 5 poodles for you!
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:19 am
BWAHAHAAHAAA!!! jalford actually made a 'funny'!!!


IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




PREPARE - For the CAPS LOCK FURY!




A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -


TAGS: navy captain ensign
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:05 am
Classic! 5Ls to ya. Once in a great while we would get a new Ensign or a Middie with some spunk but they were few and far between...
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm
This coming from an Airman. Go figure. 5


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: thanks for that capn
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:55 am
Capn B, that one was too easy...5LOL's just the same though!


BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


REMIND THEM -


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Ism

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:43 pm
...And I'll show you a woman that's [most likely] "'good-looks'-impaired"!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mistresses house with your penis extension.


WHY STAR TREK IS UNREALISTIC - No Frenchman could be as badass as Jean-Luc Picard


TAGS: star trek captain patrick picard
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by crazyman

Cyberhagen - July 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I still don't get the casting of Patrick Stewart as a Frenchman. They should've changed Picard's character's name to something British.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:25 pm

ahhhh the eternal Kirk vs Picard argument. two words...shoulder roll...FTW!
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:23 am
The actor might have been a brit but the character was a french decendant. Jean-luc might not be as eager as Kirk to get into a brawl but he has flexed his muscle plenty in TNG
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
oops, meant he wasnt a badass
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
Picard was a badass, Kirk could whoop him any day!
Cloudchaser - July 1, 2011, 12:40 pm
The actor who played him was actually British


RECYCLING - Saving the planet, one baddie at a time.


TAGS: tetris capital punishment
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:11 pm
Wow! xx
Defence2501 - February 22, 2011, 4:58 pm
I always wondered where all the bodies went...
freddyfoxtrot - July 13, 2010, 9:12 am
LOL


CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


SHAGGED MORE ALIENS THAN KIRK -




ADDICTION -




CAPS LOCK - RELEASE THE ANGER!




ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!




THE BEATLES WERE GAY - "Come together, right now. Over me." You aren't foolin' anybody John!!!


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

GeneralSpam - April 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
Yes. the Beatles definitely experimented a few times. LSD makes you do funky sh*t. So I'm told...
tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:54 am
I never really listened to the words like that...interesting. Well we all know that the majority of men like (how should I say without offending)... experiment.
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:28 am
Jeez looks like you got wallopped by the beatles lover general... You still get 5 from me
forseti - April 15, 2011, 4:38 am
Where is GeneralQuality if we need one...?!? ;)


WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!


TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by fineline

P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture


RESIDENT EVIL 5 - Now in L.A.R.P.




FLYING A PLANE -




NOT IF... - They leave the kitchen.


TAGS: captainbaked
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GeneralSpam

CaptainBaked - April 12, 2011, 3:01 pm
*ideas
CaptainBaked - April 12, 2011, 3:00 pm
HAHA! Nice one dude.. good first attempt.. just keep churning the good idead out, its about quality not quantity


CAPE HORN - Say it 5 times fast and you'll shit bricks


TAGS: cape horn
Rating: 2.16/5
lol - August 19, 2008, 2:48 am
i lol'ed
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 12:49 am
I did. I didn't.


THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...




CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?


TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Zephir

V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too


IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.


TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
Failboat - changing modes


GLORY - Now, as death ascends, Here I stand, I do not fear this end, And now as time, just fades away I bid farewell, My spirit will not die


TAGS: captains log by winter sverge death
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Hey, wait. Is that Rick Grimes? Between the hand and the guy with the helmet.


CREATION -


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.


Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


REMEMBER -


TAGS: gangster capone
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hendo - May 13, 2009, 3:22 am
I'd be a little worried about anyone who was stark raving mad from untreated syphillis and had access to firearms.
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 6:44 pm
Ahhh... the good ol' days, huh?


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




WHERE ELSE ? -


TAGS: boxman flowers escape happy hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 3:56 pm
The more you know haha
motinet - April 16, 2012, 10:35 am

"Stranded", was Homer Simpsons favorite TV series, lol


PLEASE REFRAIN - From wearing your cap backwards while peeing.


TAGS: cap peeing
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:15 am
hehe.. if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 10, 2011, 5:34 pm
Don't laugh at me...I'm Fucking sensitive.....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 5:08 pm
LOL @ Moooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 10, 2011, 4:57 pm
46 plus Crack....Winning!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 10, 2011, 4:56 pm
It all comes down to the level of sobriety...Drunk, the floor and wall are getting wet. Too drunk, you sit down and everything stays dry. Charlie Sheen, Feces EVERYWHERE!.The lesson here?.It takes at 20 shots to keep the floor dry, 21 is too many.
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 4:50 pm
one would think that his parents wouldve taught him to put the lid up before pissing. lol


GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.


TAGS: greed capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.3/5

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Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
What's up Monkey-Boy!
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
hi Claire!
Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:07 pm
daimuldoon- take it to politifake. We don't need your prejudices.
lhobbes6 - December 20, 2010, 9:50 pm
actually Americas put more money in africa than any other country too bad theyre too lazy to help
daimuldoon - December 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Yeah thats america for you
Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:48 pm
A great one ( 5 lions btw) but i think the best one is lazy :D
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 6:08 pm
well thank you Master Cranky
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
this one's the best of the bunch sunny =)


TURDUCKEN - Not quite as cool as the BEERTITSANBACON




GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?




SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: che socialim communism fail capitalism revolution cuba castro
Rating: 2.87/5
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm
WTF?


YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!




CAPS LOCK - IT'S THAT IMPORTANT


TAGS: capslock2
Rating: 1.94/5

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ShounenSuki - October 23, 2008, 5:35 pm
The big thing isn't actually a button. The "Caps Lock" on it merely indicates where the light-indicator is.
Dev - October 12, 2008, 7:23 pm
two caps lock buttons per a KB? Wow!


AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!


TAGS: optimus prime transformers captain america marvel comics avengers
Rating: 1.83/5

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Anon - July 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
You do know Transformers is Japanese? True later episodes were american written but on the whole Prime is as American as Godzilla or Nissan :)


CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.




X-Men -




MASS CRUCIFIXION -


TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm
AWESOME
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.


THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH -


TAGS: star trek escape stars meek
Rating: 3.61/5

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SeanK666 - June 28, 2010, 9:14 am
Not unless you ask the Geeks for directions, and how to fly a spaceship.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:37 am
much better than i suspect behind the star-trek picture ;)
suenero - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am
I'll Roddenbury's idea of paradise over the bible's any day. Roddenbury's future is more hopeful and his message is more positive.


THE ORIGINAL HUNGER GAMES - ... or maybe it was capitalism...


TAGS: the original hunger games capitalism
Rating: 3.86/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:24 pm
(carebear BANNED)


CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!


TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


REALLY CAPTAIN PLANET?! - we are going to save the world with the chemistry to make meth?


TAGS: captain planet meth
Rating: 2.05/5

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justme - February 1, 2012, 11:12 am
first try then submit
Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:11 pm
meth? you sry dogg thats called a bong


Depression -




CALL ME ISHMAEL -


TAGS: moby dick white whale ishmael captain ahab iceman
Rating: 4.75/5

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Rudedog - January 31, 2013, 11:53 pm
Herman Melville's ghost will haunt you for eternity.
GySgt1811 - March 23, 2011, 12:22 pm
Ice, LOVE literary quotes! They make me feel like my misspent life is worth something. 5 Rachaels looking for her lost children. (How's that?)


OFFICE POLITICS #11 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind




PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITIES - Abound for the self-made man. Just gotta hope the boss doesn't stop too quick!


TAGS: capybaras work humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:34 pm
Look's Like My Old Union !


SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."




GLUTTONY - Gluttony is not a secret vice.


TAGS: gluttony capital sin sunny
Rating: 3.81/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 28, 2010, 6:59 pm
But sir, it's only a wafer-thin mint.... carbloosh! John Cleese was hilarious.


SHIRTLESS KIRK -




THIS -


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
OMG A FACE!
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!




THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!




CAPTAIN SPAULDING - is the best evidence for the evil of clowns




GUILE - Smuggles watermelons in his arms




UPSKIRT PHOTOS - You know it's illegal, but... It's right there!




YOUR MOVES - Show 'Em


TAGS: captain falcon
Rating: 1.23/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 pm
What Matt said. Or, just move.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Your funny, show it
rerun - April 2, 2010, 3:51 pm

OK Gamerdude, generally anime/comic are not approved. Please prove your self, and visit the forum and tell us about you.


WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen




HANDICAPS - Being put down by the man since... Pretty much forever


TAGS: handicap sign
Rating: 4.44/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:19 pm
Nice find.


LUST - Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.


TAGS: lust capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.28/5

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GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:29 pm
Tapped, Eva Mendes
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 7:19 pm
tagged


LANDSCAPING -




JOHNNY -




KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.




HOMELAND SECURITY - Completely dependent on twinkies


TAGS: captain america red skull twinkies humor funny comics
Rating: 2.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 9:47 am
I knew the Patriot Act was a dangerous and irresponsible act of legislation; I just didn't know it also dictated snack choice.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 9:04 am
Would I have to go to Guantanamo if I wanted the Ho Hos? Hold on - someones at the door...OMG SECURITY!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 3:18 am
Sometimes, in life, you have to take a stand one way or another.
PSA - October 31, 2008, 12:08 am
Twinkie's VS. Ho Ho's? its not even fair to make us choose........
Agamemnon218 - September 16, 2008, 9:21 pm
Well yeah, but Iran has been stockpiling weapons grade Ho Ho's for years now.


ACT OF GOD?! - This just in! Insurance companies all over the world now think that God hates the Japanese...


TAGS: surfs up dude captain
Rating: 2.08/5

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culos - March 12, 2011, 10:46 am
Good guess!
CaptainBaked - March 12, 2011, 5:07 am
I guess this wasn't that funny then...


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - He strikes yet again


TAGS: captain obvious hovercars
Rating: 2.07/5

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rerun - May 2, 2011, 8:10 pm

that comment is itself rather stupid.
Lightman - May 2, 2011, 8:07 pm
Motivationals of motivationals of motivationals of motivationals are stupid, especially if they were made by the creator of the motivational of the motivational.
duuuuuuhhh - March 9, 2009, 5:37 pm
lol thank you caption obvious for making things even more obvious than they are!!!!


GRAMMAR -


TAGS: capital letters
Rating: 5/5

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dootndo2 - April 26, 2011, 10:38 pm
IT'S ALMOST IRONC, BECAUSE THE FONT TYPE YOU USED IS ALL CAPS.
Houseplant - November 13, 2010, 1:03 pm
LMAO!!..giving you 5L for shooting my coffee out my nose Airman!
culos - November 13, 2010, 8:14 am
5 gentle strokes by the way
culos - November 13, 2010, 8:14 am
Big Deal. in both cases the horse is 'Relieved' so what's the difference?


MISSING -


TAGS: escaped snake blocks snake action
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2013, 3:07 pm
more like a fear of finding it at an inopportune moment.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:05 pm

Now I have to aask~~was she freaked because it was loose and she feared a slow, snankey death, or was she freaked because it was loose and she was worried about it?
5150monkeylove - October 26, 2013, 2:55 pm
It's a member of the king snake family. It has been located, fed a huge meal, and locked down in the smaller (20 gal)tank.
lgvernon - October 25, 2013, 9:10 pm

I love snakes. I think they're amazing critters. I hope you find it!~
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 9:08 pm
So, I thought the only snake that looked like a coral snake was a king snake. Geesus snakes gimme the willies. I can scare off black bear or stare down a coyote, but see a snake and my scream can hit a nutless octave.
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2013, 8:51 pm
this is actually true and happening as I type
chickenlittle - October 25, 2013, 8:48 pm
funny monkeylove! :D 5L


GRAVITY -


TAGS: disabled handicap dreams aspiration reality
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:07 pm
Just saw this one for the first time. Amazing.
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:58 pm
Incredible.
forseti - November 8, 2010, 1:14 pm
so sad!


CAPYBARAS - So much cooler than an Irish Setter. And smarter too.


TAGS: capybara
Rating: 4.4/5

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GaryO - December 14, 2012, 11:06 pm
Good,n Rudy. 5 Likes
MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:15 pm
Hey rude....great material for digmydog too!


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - escape vehicle...




THE FURRY CREW -


TAGS: capt n kangaroo roasted
Rating: 4.14/5

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NumberXIII - December 18, 2011, 11:16 pm
Seems the Cap'n and Sean had a lot of fun making new friends


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